Student (33) 3rd Uganda

https://johnchihau.blogspot.com/2026/06/student-120-covid.html?m=1

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Ref: https://johnchihau.blogspot.com/2026/06/httpschihaukam.html?m=1

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John: Mike is an extremely low-level soldier.  In the year of 2009, Mike learn how to hack the satellite of America from Kelvin.  

Me: How did he learn?

John: One day of 2009,  I put a glass of water on my balcony.  Guess what happen ? 

Me: What?

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Kelvin: John is an example.  He's surveillanced by the satellite.  It's educational. 

Mike (an extremely low-level soldier): Educational?

Kelvin: Yes, you can learn how to hack the satellite from the incident of John being "hacked".

Mike : Ok.

Kelvin: Now, look at this camera. It hack the satellite of America.  It's so meticulous that even a glass of water on John's balcony can be "seen". 

Mike : Terrific. 

Kelvin :  Now, I take a photo of this glass of water and then I post this photo onto the world wide web. 

Mike: Why?

Kelvin : It's our achievement. 

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Bradley : Kill those students,  e.g., Kelvin and Mike (an extremely low-level soldier). 

Miuson : They are naive. 

Bradley : You like naive students.  It's your own business.  I'm sick of them.  Kill them. 

Miuson : Any alternative ?

Bradley: Alternative? Yes, you ask those students to kill people.

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Miuson : Bradley said, "Tell Kelvin and Mike to kill people. ".

Kelvin (nervous) : Hey!  Man. We're hackers.  We are not a killer.  We don't kill people. 

Miuson : Calm down.  Man.

Kelvin (nervous) : If you're me, you couldn't calm down. We are hackers. We are not killers.  We don't kill people. 

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Miuson look at the sky and take a deep sigh and say, 

1) 700 civilians got killed in Uganda. 

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Miuson: I killed 700 people in Uganda. Why?

Kelvin : I've no clue. 

Miuson: I on behalf of you guys kill people.  I exempt you guys from killing people. I protect you guys.  You guys are idiot.

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