Student (62) COVID
https://johnchihau.blogspot.com/2026/05/student-61-fanglin-village-school.html?m=1
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John : See the 2 Pictures above.
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Me: Ok.
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John: There's a lecture of "Littérature classique de la France du XVe siècle " in the public hall of lecture.
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Me: Ok.
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John: The students at the back row of the hall play Phone-game.
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Me: Phone-game isn't related to the theme of "Littérature classique de la France du XVe siècle".
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John: True. We call that off-topic.
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Me: Ok.
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John : However, being off-topic less occur in private tutorial.
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Me: Why?
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John: A private tutorial's room is too tiny that a student dare not be off-topic.
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Me: Students of private tutorial stick to the theme.
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John: Precisely. Mr. Tsang is my friend. Guess what happen ?
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Kelvin: Hacking the telecom is pretty simple.
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Mr. Yuen (a spy from Hong Kong): Show me how to hack it.
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Kelvin: Mr. Tsang is John's friend.
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Mr. Yuen : Ok.
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Kelvin : See. I click a button. The telephone number of Mr. Tsang's son is reallocated to your SIM Card.
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Mr.Yuen: It's wonderful.
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Kelvin : You use a software to change your accent into the accent of Mr. Tsang's son. You give a phone call to Mr. Tsang.
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Mr. Yuen: What do I do?
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Kelvin: During the phone call, you said," My father. I owe loan-sharks money. You gotta pay for me.".
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Mr. Yuen: Hey ! Man. Saying "My father. I owe loan-sharks money. You gotta pay for me.." is financial fraud.
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Kelvin: It is financial fraud.
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Mr. Yuen: Financial fraud is off the topic of learning how to hack the telecom.
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Kelvin : You gotta be off-topic. If you stick to the topic, Bradley gonna kill you.
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Mr. Yuen : Are you sure ?
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Kelvin: I'm pretty sure.
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Bradley : Kill those students, e.g., Mr. Yuen. He's learning how to hack the telecom.
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Kelvin : It's only a financial fraud. A financial fraud isn't related to learning how to hack the telecom.
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Bradley : You mean off-topic.
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Kelvin : Yes,
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Bradley : Dare a student in a tiny tutorial's room be off-topic ?
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Kelvin (feeling sorry) : A student in a tiny tutorial's room dare not be off-topic.
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Bradley : Good. Mr. Yuen stick to the topic of learning how to hack the telecom. Kill him.
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Miuson : You told Bradley that it is a financial fraud .
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Kelvin : Yes, if Mr. Yuen isn't off-topic, if Mr. Yuen stick to the topic of learning how to hack the telecom, Bradley would kill him.
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Miuson look at the sky and take a deep sigh and say,
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Miuson : I killed 7 millions people during COVID. Why ? I warned Bradley, " Don't touch Kelvin's students, e.g ., Mr. Yuen . They are under my shelter. ".


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