Student (62) COVID (off topic)

https://johnchihau.blogspot.com/2026/05/httpschihaukam_01197353204.html?m=1

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John : See the 2 Pictures above. 
Me: Ok.
John: There's a lecture of "Littérature classique de la France du XVe siècle " in the public hall of lecture. There 1,000 students. Students at the back row of the hall play Phone-game. 
Me: Phone-game isn't related to the theme of  "Littérature classique de la France du XVe siècle".
John: True. We call that off-topic. However,  a private tutorial's room is so small that a student "dare not" be off-topic. The students there stick to the theme. Mr. Tsang is my friend. Guess what happen ?
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It's a private tutorial's room of 2 square.  Inside it,  here's 1 tutor and 1 student. Kelvin is the tutor. Mr. Yuen,  a spy from Hong Kong,  is a student. 
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Kelvin : Hacking the telecom is pretty simple. Mr. Tsang is John's friend. 
Mr. Yuen : Ok.
Kelvin : See.  I click a button.  The telephone number of Mr. Tsang's son is reallocated to your SIM Card. 
Mr.Yuen: It's wonderful. 
Kelvin : You use a software to change your accent into the accent of Mr. Tsang's son. You give a phone call to Mr. Tsang. 
Mr. Yuen: What do I do?
Kelvin: During the phone call, you said," My father. I owe loan-sharks money.  You gotta pay for me.".
Mr. Yuen: Hey ! Man. Saying "My father. I owe loan-sharks money.  You gotta pay for me.." is financial fraud.  
Kelvin: It is financial fraud. 
Mr. Yuen: Financial fraud is off the topic of hacking the telecom. 
Kelvin : You gotta be off-topic. If you stick to the topic, Bradley gonna kill you.
Mr. Yuen : Are you sure ?
Kelvin: I'm pretty sure. 
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Bradley : Kill the students, e.g., Mr. Yuen. He's learning how to hack the telecom. 
Kelvin : It's a financial fraud. 
Bradley : You mean it's off the topic of hacking the telecom. 
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Kelvin : Yes,
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Bradley : Dare a student in a tutorial's room of 2 square meters be off-topic ? 
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Kelvin : A student in a tiny tutorial's room dare not be off-topic. 
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Bradley : Good.  Mr. Yuen is learning how to hack the telecom.  Kill him. 
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Miuson : You told Bradley that it is a financial fraud . 
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Kelvin : Yes, if Mr. Yuen isn't off-topic,  if Mr. Yuen stick to the topic of hacking the telecom,  Bradley would kill him.
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Miuson look at the sky and take a deep sigh and say, 
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Miuson : I killed 7 millions people during COVID.  Why ? I warned Bradley, " Don't touch Kelvin's students,  e.g ., Mr. Yuen .  They are under my shelter. ".

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