Student (49) COVID
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John : 7 millions people died from COVID.
Me: It's conspired by Miuson.
John : Yes,
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Michael: "Ronaldo", a super star of soccer, intentionally dribble a ball in front of 10,000 audience in soccer stadium of Madrid.
Earnas: Why?
Michael: Ronaldo mean to show off and look for an applause.
Ernas: Ok.
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John: Ok. I only assume that. The younger brother of Ronaldo is called Fernando.
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Me: Ok.
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John: One dusk after the dinner, Ronaldo intentionally dribble a ball in the backyard of the house of his younger brother, Fernando. There's only 1 audience. He is Ronaldo's yonger brother.
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Me: What's your question ?
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John: Does Ronaldo feel applaud as well ? Does Ronaldo mean to show off as well?
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Me: Only 1 audience, e.g., His yonger brother?
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John : Yes,
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Me: In the backyard of the house of his yonger brother?
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John : Yes,
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Me: In this case, "Not".Why? If There're 1,000 audience, I do that. I mean to show off and look for applause. I wouldn't show off in front of 1 audience and look for an applause.
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John : Good. Ronaldo dribble a ball in front of his yonger brother. Why? Because, Ronaldo mean to teach his younger brother how to dribble a ball.
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Me: Ok.
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John : Don't organize any private tutorial. Why?
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Me: Cause, "Private tutorial" is 1 tutor to 1 student.
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One day, in a tiny tutorial's room which is probably 2 squares meters, Kelvin hack a database in front of 1 student only, e.g., Miss Luk. Note: Miss Luk is an officer of the housing department of Hong Kong.
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Kelvin : See. I click a button. The database of the housing department of Hong Kong get hacked. The rental records of John is shown in the monitor of my notebook.
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Miss Luk, an officer of the housing department of Hong Kong, feel being insulted. She stand up and be ready to leave and say loudily.
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Miss Luk: You insult me due to my incapability of hacking a database. I gotta leave.
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Kelvin look around and say,
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Kelvin: Sit down.
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Miss Luk (insulted): No, I gotta leave.
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Kelvin: Listen to me first. See. It's a tiny tutorial's room. It's only 2 square meters.
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Miss Luk : So what ?
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Kelvin: Here's 1 tutor to 1 student. I'm the only tutor. You are the only student. How would I show off ? How would I feel prestigious ?
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Miss Luk: What do you mean ?
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Kelvin : If here're 1,000 audiences, I show off and I feel applause. Here's only 1 audience. This audience is you. I hack a database in front of you. I mean to teach you how to hack a database. Tomorrow, you accompany by 2 security officer. You guys visit the home of John and say to John, "It's a random check.".
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Miss Luk: I've got it.
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Bradley : Kill those students, e.g., Miss Luk.
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Kelvin: She's idiot.
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Bradley :Idiot? Why did you hack the database in front of her ?
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Kelvin: I show off. I feel prestigious.
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Bradley : You would show off in front of 1,000 audiences and then feel prestigious. You wouldn't show off in front of 1 audience, e.g., Miss Luk and then feel prestigious. Am I correct ?
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Kelvin: Yes, You are correct.
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Bradley: You are teaching Miss Luk how to hack a database. Kill her.
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Kelvin : You are the principal of Miuson's College. I'm a professor there. Now, I'm in great trouble.
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Miuson : What trouble ?
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Kelvin : Bradley said, "Kill Miss Luk.".
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Miuson : Calm down.
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Kelvin : You gotta save her.
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Miuson look at the sky and take a deep sigh and say,
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Miuson : I killed 7 millions people during COVID.
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Kelvin :Why ?
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Miuson : I warned Bradley, "Don't touch any students of Miuson's College, e.g., Miss Luk. They are under my shelter. ".
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Kelvin : However, Bradley insist,"kill Miss Luk. ".
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Miuson : You ask Bradley to fuck off.




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